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deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

(via pardonmyfeels)

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windspray:

how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow

(via abrilitainparis)

Source: windspray
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jaclcfrost:

tastelikethestars:

jaclcfrost:

hey kid want to buy some pot [opens coat to reveal numerous kinds of flowers and various types of plants] ted plants

i actually expected a bunch of metal pots and pans for cooking

those are in my other coat

(via dragonflyspy)

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  • me: we should talk more!
  • them: yeah we should!
  • both: *never talks to each other again*
Source: boysugoi
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  • Friend: and i just told them to let it go-
  • Me: ....
  • Friend: -oh god. oh god no.
  • Me: ..........
  • Friend: I said it didn't I? I said it-
  • Me: .....!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Friend: god please have mercy-
  • Me: THE SNOW GLOWS WHITE ON THE MOUNTAIN TONIGHT
  • Friend: WHY
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mondozuryuu:

rabblerowser:

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died.

I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold

yes

mondozuryuu:

rabblerowser:

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died.

I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold

yes

(via distortedparadox)

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teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

(via ourfamouslastwords)

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zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

(via abrilitainparis)

Source: discomplete